I am working on a Grand Unified Theory of necktie knots, but it has proven elusive.
Obviously, I retied it before sallying forth.
In my rush this morning, I thought to grab my black overcoat but opted for camelish brown instead. Black is so...black. Too late did I realize that I had escaped only the frying pan and was now wearing khaki and black adjacent.
How will I show my face at the courthouse?